Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you? Client: I am looking for a gun. Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for? Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right. Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum? Client: It is for shooting at cans. Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans. Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one. Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at? Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...