10:00 | A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a Santa Claus on her right thigh right up just below her 10:00 | bikini line. She also wants him to put "Merry Christmas" under the turkey. 10:00 | So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. 10:00 | 10:00 | The woman then instructs him to put a champagne bottle with "Happy New Year" up on her left thigh. 10:00 | 10:00 | So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too. 10:00 | 10:00 | As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don"t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on 10:00 | your thighs?" 10:00 | 10:00 | She says, "I"m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there"s nothing good to eat between Christmas and New Year"s Eve."